Prone to excessive excitement about BBC shows (dwsherlock)

madeupmonkeyshit:

your pokemon is now paralyzed

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your pokemon is now burned

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your pokemon is now confused

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your pokemon is now frozen

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your pokemon is now asleep

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(via ruinedchildhood)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via its-tuesday-again)

kuiwe:

I figure being hundreds of years old, she’s got to have developed some kind of hobby like BOOKS
kehlet:

Bathsuitgirlsketch2014
Darthshadow you look so sad

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via fiercely-aries)